Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

12 in general

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

aodhan hearty

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

SHUT UP JP

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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