- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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