- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

i'm hard

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

knock knock come in

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