what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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