How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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