What did the guy say to the mushroom?

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

A black succeeds

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What is a dog? Bark

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

You.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's in there? Get outta there...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man sat down Then he stood up

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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