- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What comes after "Q" R

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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