How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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This is not a joke.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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