- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

A black succeeds

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What is a dog? Bark

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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