Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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