yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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