What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A baby seal walks into a club.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Badabing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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