What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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