A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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binladin walks into the american seals

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Anti Joke

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