- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Gretta has five legs? -no

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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