- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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