- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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