Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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