Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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How old are you? 7

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ure mama's so fat

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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