- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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