- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

kieran is a homosexual

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

canada

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Kevin and Ramin

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??