What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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star wars kid

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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