Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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