- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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