- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Kevin and Ramin

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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