- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

I was watching Fox news.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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