Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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