What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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