- Anti Joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

knock knock Goodbye

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken