- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

im not black, im Joseph Kony

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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