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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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