- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What is the difference?

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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