- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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