Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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