- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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