- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

binladin walks into the american seals

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Men's rights

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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