- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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