Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

My name is me I like fired chicken!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why are white people white? I don't know

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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