- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

My cat just died.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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