Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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