- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

I had a lemon. hi.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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