How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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