Who is Dank? A: Billal

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Your mom is so nice.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

My spelling is horrible

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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