What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Suck pussy

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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