What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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