What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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where's mom I killed her

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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