What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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