- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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