What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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DERP

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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