- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants water? I do.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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