why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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black chicken. kfc

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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