Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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