- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Male leadership.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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