- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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