- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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