Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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stinky boner

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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