We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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