A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

My cat just died.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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