- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Women's Rights

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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