- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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