- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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