So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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