- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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