Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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