- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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