A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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