A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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