- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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