- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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