- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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