- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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