What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

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