- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

knock knock Goodbye

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

womans having rights.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

I don't get it

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

i'm hard

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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