I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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