- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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