Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

The word "Walter" is never funny.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

2 black kids walk into school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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