how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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