- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

I'm hungry.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

knock knock who's there me i kill you

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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